Office by Alex Penny
the web, life, and beer
Every colour is not only a different line, but a different company! When I stayed in Japan we were at Asakusa, and to make it more confusing there were 3 (or 4) Asakusa Rail Stations!
Love him or hate him, he hits the nail on the head with this!
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6 : If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault , so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT.
In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
The Fine Print
Teenagers, tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? ACT NOW!!!!
House Rules
This one is the biggest ad in Russia. It’s square size is more than one and a half acres! (6000 m2). It is situated in the center of Moscow city and has a few full size cars sticked to it, with back lights and headlights on in the evening.
At 33 meters (3.28 ft) deep this is the worlds deepest manmade pool. The Nemo tank in Belgium is loved by scuba divers around the world
A child is held up by his father during the opening ceremony of the sixth Annual International Cine Fest Petrobas Brazil at Summer Stage in Central Park in New York City
Picture: AP
Some of these are pretty cool, but the one above is my favourite. Click the image to see more
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Alien athletes
A friend sent me this a while back…
Some really great effects on this page:
